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The little stoner was right! That was an incredibly daring escape! If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Chaka's Production Assistant: The Secret Stash While each section of disc two may come with interesting titles, it usually just turns out to be yet more deleted footage. Holden: Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! Last 3 plays: kylemartins99 . Just look at the Platypus. It was just a diversion so we could steal these. Jay: And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising. Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets! You guys are gonna ruin my movie career. You have a sick and twisted world perspective. I AM THE C.L.I.T. [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: The film was a minor commercial success, grossing $33.8 million worldwide from a $22 million budget, and received mixed reviews from critics. There's no boogers in it sir. Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse! Damn yous! Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. Banky: will suck your dick off if you let us go. Shallow Hal: Behind the scenes shots of various crew members are shown. Brodie: Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? Hooker #2: Oh yeah, nice parenting. Original Runtime : 1 hour 44 Mins. Ben Affleck: And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Jay and Bob watch a scene from Daredevil being shot. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (whose name is taken from Land of the Lost characters [1]) arrives; oblivious to the diamond heist, he claims jurisdiction due to the escaped animals, all of which have been recovered but the orangutan. This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing. The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. Scribd is the world's largest social reading and publishing site. Jay: Then I rub my nose with it. Jay: [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. Damn. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. No, Steve. Holden: Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers. I always thought the phrase, "I laughed until I cried," was just an oxymoron. [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. [counting his money] Oh, now you're the director. What've I been telling you? News newscast about the online threat the duo sent against the studio earlier in the film. Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is. [his first words] Go to hell! Crazy crackers with guns. We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. Why are you shooting at me? Another white boy in this movie? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was released on VHS and on a two-disc DVD in the Dimension Collector's Series on February 26, 2002. I'll be right here waitin'. This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. In a Deleted Scene: Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Boy, Walt. All these assholes on the Internet are callin' us names because of this fuckin' stupid movie. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? Jay: [slaps it out his hands] Steve Kmetko: The C.L.I.T is not real. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. Published Apr 18, 2020 Jay and Silent Bob Reboot's outtakes reveal a hilarious running joke that doubles as a commentary on society's attitude toward Hollywood. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. Oh sweet irony! [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. Well! Whillenholly: [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. Then taste it. We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. It incorporates all cent. Plaschke, this is Willenholly. Its time I get my black ass out of here. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. Like I JUST got into the whole Clerks universe because I saw the Clerks 3 trailer. Fred: Take sex for example. Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? James Van Der Beek: Are you even supposed to be here today? Whillenholly: Be smooth. You gotta go from the heart, yo. Ben Affleck: It is a comic book, not your dick! Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! Well, um, let me just talk to the other girls and get back to you. Chaka: Jay: I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. Oh, but I think it is. I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. You've got the wrong guys! Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. Rumor is Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a super secret project on the lot. Cock-Knocker: . Love- Jay and Silent Bob. What if they're creating an army of them? Nothing. Ben Affleck: Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. James Van Der Beek: Jay's Mother: An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Oh you REALLY don't wanna help us. Go to hell, Pacey! Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. Just take it from "It's a good course.". Suzanne beats up the actors, knocking them out, and Jay and Silent Bob assume the roles. Whillenholly: [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep? Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. [slightly amused] Hey! It's a Miramax flick. My bad. We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the Platypi. Silent Bob shakes his head]. YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! It includes a longer scene with the two scenes joking. For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. Hitchhiker: Willam Black: Why? Holden: The film also stars Shannon Elizabeth, Jason Lee, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Will Ferrell, Eliza Dushku, Ali Larter, and Chris Rock, among many others, most of which in cameo appearances. This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? [They both take a beat and look at the camera]. No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. What the fuck are you talking about? Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? Sissy: Hey, watch the language, little boy. Lonely. You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. Good luck! Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". Teen #1: Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. Jay: Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker. 1 How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off. It was just a tranquilizer. Jay: That's pretty funny. Brent: And she smells SO fuckin' pretty. Jay's Mother: Whillenholly: Guide to Morris Day and the Time Don't know anything about this funk band? Justice: COMMANDER! This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. James Van Der Beek: Will you fuck me when you get out? Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. Chaka: Jay: Make it fast and sexy. film studio name : Dimension. Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. They didn't really steal the monkey. So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. That's right. [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. Jay: Wow! What are you trying to say? Jay: "[13] On Metacritic the film has a score of 51 out of 100, based on 31 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews". [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock], [believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles]. WHO'S STUPID NOW, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER! I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. So your in this for the pussy right? Who'd pay to see that? No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Dante Hicks: [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. Jay: Whillenholly: At least call me by the right fucking character. Jay: Devil Jay: Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. Until it happened to me. What've I been telling you? Teen #2: Gus Van Sant: Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Shannon Elizabeth, Ali Larter, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Jason Lee, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" film review, The BBC is not responsible for the content of external websites. Are you fucking crazy? With Bud Cort, Barret Hackney, Jared Pfennigwerth, Kitao Sakurai. edit crew name : nOmArch. It's either this or jail. Thank you again and enjoy the show. Hooker #1: Reg Hartner: Teen #1: Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Fanedit Type: Extended Edition. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Gay, straight it's all the same now. What you don't believe me? Velma: Jay: New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. I told you that restraining order was a good idea. Uh-huh. Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement? Well it isn't my way but I'll be damned if their doesn't go one happy family. Thank you and enjoy the show. Chaka's Production Assistant: Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] [Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]. Tickets? I'm a noble rabbit Jay: The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. Oh Jesus, again Ben? Oh my God. No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer. And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. [17] Scott Tobias of The A.V. Jay: You should be. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. What are you, fucking retarded? Fuck you, you already said half. Okay, play it cool, hot shot. Jay: Packed. What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? This not only ties into the bad writing, but ALSO the bad acting and bad directing. You're not paralyzed. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Feature length? Jay: Holden: Not allowed within 100 feet of either stores for at least a year, Jay and Silent Bob visit Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) where they learn that that Miramax Films is adapting Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book based on their likenesses. Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? Uh the fat one's watchin the little one? Holden: Reco'nize. He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. They've got a monkey in there? Brodie: Jay: Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract. All video and DVD versions restore that line. The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief! Banky: What the hell? As nasty as you want to be, papi. Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Shaggy: Stars: Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. We've got a mystery to solve! The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them. See, here's the pulse. I can't believe Judi Dench played me. Chaka's Production Assistant: So what's the deal here? Banky: What? [Jay nods. And sometimes, you go back to the well. Jason Biggs: While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. James Van Der Beek: Holden: Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: [singing] No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA! Get the fuck off her. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Many Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, and Special Mentions throughout the credits. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off, cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him, he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock, believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles, several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing, Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Jay: Sound Apart from dealing with some silly effects and the music score, the 5.1 mix has little to do, but does offer amusingly ludicrous bass levels during the grand opening titles. [about "Dawson's Creek"] Oh, shit, It understood us! Jay: The C.L.I.T. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $12.99 ID: aec.mimx1000803435dvd Format DVD Blu-ray Disc Condition Used Availability: In Stock Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Synopsis Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? Do you want to get shot? Jay: Oh my God. Whillenholly: I'm counting on you, Sheriff. Compare. [to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker] I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. Jay: Hooker #1: She is too fine. You need two hands. That's what I thought. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed, Watch A Guide to the Films of Kevin Smith. Adam Carolla (Deleted scene, uncredited) as FBI Agent Sid; Production [] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

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